What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some cute stories with your crush?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

What is truer than that which is true?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?